In real life: Oh my gosh, he's so hot.
Facebook: OMG he's fit as.
Twitter: sdjsahdjsadhsafsldsl look at him!
Tumblr: Fuck you, just. FUCK YOU.
Starkids: You know what I’d give him, on a scale of one to ten? One, one being the ugliest, and ten, pretty? I would give him… an eight. Eight-point-five.. or a nine. But not, NOT above a nine-point-eight. There is always room for improvement. Not everyone can be perfect, like me. That’s why I’m holding out for a ten. Because I’m worth it.
